16th child of a sailor and an USO Wave, born in Japan about 21 BCE. Short, pigeon-toed, myopic, with a voice that only squirrels respond to, he nonetheless has survived because of his ground speed, good teeth and dimples. Spent his working life overcharging for construction following earthquakes, fire storms, floods and riots. Married practically forever to the same wives, sired two sons, who are somewhereabouts.

Author of Insurrect Me, a novel, in which a couple, suffering from Alzheimer’s, abets the delivery of weapons to the Capitol on January 6th, 2021, exhilarating all but the victims.

Find it at https://www.amazon.com>Insurrect-Me-William-F-Kirk.  thanks